Happy birthday to me,
I am out of my tree,
I wish I could think of a really funny rhyme to put at the end of this line so your coffee will come out of your nose when you read this,
Happy birthday to me!
07:30 Creak out of bed and stagger to bathroom.
07:31 Spy large white envelope on bathroom sink.
07:34 Carry envelope back to bed to be opened. Surprise! A birthday card from Himself, complete with funny message and large amounts of cash.
07:37 Call Himself and offer many thanks and mushy thoughts.
08:12 Return to bathroom for shower and assorted morning rituals.
08:39-09:15 Acccept phone calls, texts and e-mails from well-wishers.
09:31 Enter DMV for new driver's licence and accompanying mug shot.
09:40 Hit fast-food joint on way to "the big city".
10:45 Begin lavish spree in LYS.
11:17 Berate self for greed, return half of chosen items to shelf.
11:18 Say, "Screw it, it's my birthday!" and reclaim replaced items.
11:23 Flee with purchases.
11:30-14:00 Wander various department stores, snickering at "high fashion".
14:30 Meet friends J and B for fabulous cheeseburger lunch. With fries.
16:03 Head for home.
16:45 Arrive home, greet Himself. Exclaim over wonderful day. Open recently arrived cards.
18:00 Visit favorite restaurant for dinner. Steak and shrimp. Much drooling.
18:59 Himself precipitates much embarrassment by arranging for servers to sing "Happy Birthday" and deliver chocolate pie.
22:00 Reluctantly disentangle self from spouse, depart for work.
22:41 Make blog entry, wait to see if rumors of cake are true.
I smell frosting...