I met knitsinCHUR-urch! I met knitsinCHUR-urch! Yet another highlight in an action-packed weekend, folks. Not fast-paced, not slow-paced. Your typical silfert half-fast holiday. Fun and laziness in equal measure.
Kind of a practice run for Winfield. So close, and yet so far!
I'm giving serious thought to saving the "I'm not wearing any underwear" sweater for myself and going with something a touch tamer for the charity. Some options would be, "Can you hear me now?" which has been done to death, or maybe, "Audio-Reader: Connecting the dots." A Braille reference, you see. The polls are open until Friday! Send me your slogan! Whichever quote gets the best reaction here at the paper will be immortalized in wool.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is out, by the way. I'd have to work that from cuff to cuff and it ain't gonna happen.