I think I have a third-degree sugar buzz.
What's the most cake for which you personally have been responsible? Have you made a cake for a party? How about a graduation? How about a wedding?
How about a 50th anniversary, four graduations, a dinner, and a "have a nice trip" party?
In two days?
Five hundred servings is a lot of cake. I'm really glad I'm only doing the baking and decorating. If I had to eat that much cake, seriously horrible things would happen. I mean, it's bad enough when you laugh and milk comes out of your nose.
What if it was frosting?